My cousin is getting married this September (November? I don’t know). Anyway, my parents are going and I’ve said ‘Hell no’ multiple times. Now my aunt is getting on my parents case about me not coming, my uncle is just shrugging his shoulders, my grandmother is telling me to go, my grandfather is defending me, and my parents are just in the middle.

Fun fun.

For reference, me and my cousin have never gotten along and her to soon to be husband deserves to be hit by a semi truck.