I just told a friend I might not be able to donate blood cus I’ve had sex.... it’s odd.
Friend: TAE, we need some blood donations, I’ve been looking for months
Me: I’ve never done it.
Friend: I mean, if you don’t want to, I’m not trying to pressure you into doing it
Me: Erm... I know I know... I just feel like a douche bag for not doing it even though it’s been two years since I legally can.
Friend: Well check the requirements.
Me: *reads them*
Me: I can’t... Apparently you can’t donate blood if you’ve had more than one sexual partner in the last year
Friend(suspiciously): Oh okay... well... damn. But it’s probably to make sure people with AIDS don’t donate
Friend: I’m certain you don’t have them.... I mean unless those were one nighters
Me: Three women.... I knew all of them beforehand.
Friend: No need to detail!
Me: we’ll call them (hospital) tomorrow and ask about that.
Friend: oh... okay.