What I wanted to put on Splinter but thought better of it to this story and the tangerine tyrants twit.

Mainstream Media in U.S. is being mocked all over the world. They’ve gone CRAZY!

No you idiot, it’s still you being mocked all over the world, it has been since you put yourself up for the ballot. It doesn’t help your cause in that every time you open your mouth or go onto Twitter what you come out with can only be characterised as a bowel movement from a patient with a norovirus.

We’re all just waiting for that day you have a prolapse.