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Things you should never do (if you're a dev)

Deploy code with known major memory leaks

Suggest fix for said memory leaks is to restart the service

Or better yet, restart the server

State that the fix for a memory leak - on Server 2003 Standard - is to add more RAM.


Push a script to every server without having any QA

Refuse to take any responsibility when said script destroys the environment

That’s all for now, and now you know where I’ve been all week. Fuckin’ devs

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