Me: “I’m moving back to Louisiana pretty soon.”

Person I’m talking to: “Ew, it’s really racist and poor down there.” (Exact words)

Me: “You ever been?”

Person: “No”

Fuckers. That’s all I have to say. I spent a good chunk of my life living in Louisiana and Mississippi, now everybody shits on me and acts like I’m crazy for going back.

Can’t wait to get out of Northern Va.