Saturday is upon us, as are actual Fall temperatures. Prime college football-playin’ weather.
Hello, it’s Saturday. You know what the hell this means. Let’ get started.
It’s Saturday morning, and we already have two shockers that affect the future CFP showdowns. Cal killed Washington State and Syracuse (?!?!) shocked Clemson last night to throw everything the pollsters thought on Thursday into total disarray. If you like chaos, this is delicious. If you want more shockers, there’s…
Ah, fall... The leaves start changing color on the trees, the temperature starts cooling off, and fewer hurricanes threaten coastal cities (brace for impact, Mississippi/Alabama). And also, FOOTBALL. And what greater celebration of college pigskin is there than turning your mascot into a, uh, “Landshark”. Ole Miss,…
Welcome to Saturday, and WEEK FIVE of the season! If you went out last night/slept, you probably missed the first upset of the weekend. Let’s see if there could be more today!
Welcome to week FOUR of the 2017 College Football Season!! Some teams are now actually playing real games and not just sacrificing smaller schools in front of 100,000 people!! Hooray!!
There are some good games today, there are some bad games today. Let’s see if we can figure out which are which, shall we? Or just come on into the thread and talk smack. Acceptable as well.
Welcome to Week Dos of my happiness, football season. This is a very VERY weird day for college football, and you will need to take a nap early and chug some espresso late to watch the magic that’ll happen. Do this today, thank me tomorrow.
I’m happy. Wife cried. Football is back. Praise the gods of pigskin.
Just preseason, but it’s like Methadone to a heroin addict. Combine this with Texas being in the preseason top 25, and I’m giddy for this fall.
Just gotta get through the summer. Until then, I’ll be watching NFL Network and dreaming.
Sure, there’s a lot to look forward to in the next month’s worth of college football, but not today. Today, we review all that went wrong with teams and the delusions of grandeur that were many of our hopes and dreams. Let’s start with today’s FBS 1-A schedule, in its entirety:
If Harbaugh ain’t mad, he ain’t Harbaugh. I like Mad Harbaugh. You should like Mad Harbaugh, too. It’s fun.
As we are almost to the tail end of the regular season and the beginning of bowl season, we have reached my favorite part of the year: RIVALRY WEEK.
Man oh MAN did you see last week’s games?! DID YOU?!?! I’m sincerely asking, because I didn’t. I was at a cheerleading competition with my daughters all weekend long. Guess who else didn’t see Michigan and Clemson lose to unranked teams?!
Last week: Baylor got taken down by Texas, West Virginia got blown up by Ok. State, and Boise State got rekt by... WYOMING?!?! There are now only FOUR unbeatens left, and one of them isn’t on the list to go to the playoffs (WTF?!?!)! Lets get down into this week’s games.
Last week was insane. Oklahoma and Texas Tech made history with their combined offensive outputs, Auburn blue the hell out of Arkansas, and Penn state defeated Ohio State in a game for the ages. How do we top all of that this week?
Last week was filled with blowouts, nail biters, shockers, and upsets. We’ve already had one close game (BYU vs Boise State on Thursday) and a shocker (Big XII declining to expand like the dumbasses they are), so let’s see if we’ll have any more!!
So, look... Last weekend was the worst football weekend of my life. EVERY SINGLE TEAM that I love lost, and EVERY SINGLE TEAM that I hate won (in a couple of instances, against my favorites teams). But let’s move on from that, as this week has some fun match ups. BEGIN.
As I write this, it is 8:53 am. AND OKLAHOMA STILL SUCKS!!! Welcome to a very special Saturday that occurs once per year: TEXAS-OU WEEKEND.