Welcome to week three of the 2015 college football season in the United States of ‘Murica. Also, do Canadian colleges have football teams? I have no idea. They’re communist, so probably not. Let’s get started, shall we?

So there will be a couple of big games today that you should watch. First of all, yes, watch the Ole Miss-Alabama game. This WILL be a battle of epic proportions.

ETA: Corso’s Pick:

There is also the Auburn-LSU game. After Auburn BARELY beating Jacksonville State, there are quite a few reasons to be pessimistic about the Tigers. No, not the Tigers from Louisiana, the Tigers from Auburn. Or the War Damn Eagles, or whatever they want to call themselves.


HOWEVER, there is ONE game being played today that will have so many emotions that their bitter rivalry might spill over to an actual, real life war tonight. There might be actual casualties in the stadium. That’s right, I’m talking about SMU vs TCU. The spoiled rich Dallas kids from Southern Methodist are traveling to play the spoiled rich Fort Worth kids from Texas Christian. Blue blood might be spilled.

Here are your Top 25 game schedule for today:



Once again, Texas isn’t on the schedule. Probably won’t be for a couple of years. MOTHERF....