1 dont get drunk and decide to spar with someone twice your weight

2 when you break rule 1 dont tell the guy sure no rules is fine

3 definitely dont decide to do that shit in the backyard where theres deckchairs and shit to fall on

may have broken a rib when a whale fell on me across a deckchair (rip poor metal framed deck chair.... you served me well)

also... dude broke my bench when he sat down... shit was hilarious

missus is pissed


(long weekends....are bad for me)

(also.... took me glasses off before sparring as im not a complete idiot....... problem is.... i forgot where i put em... and need my glasses to find my glasses)


fun times :)

(now... to go tidy up the warzone in my garden)