Because it totally makes sense that Red Bull would put actual “BULL URINE & SEMEN” in their energy drinks? Friend of mine from high school seems to think that’s a great reason to switch to a new one, wake up sheeple!! Wish she was trolling, but not likely.... Pardon the shoddy removal of uncommon names.
Spoiler alert: Snopes says FALSE. But hey, whoa-really.wonderfuldailygalleries.net has never led me astray before! *facepalm*