This is her view from the sweet suite she and her dad are in. They have free adult beverages and food. Also, at least one former president is in attendance. Maybe the current as well, dunno, as Secret Service is roving the hallways of NRG.

Why am I not there, you ask? Because she bought the tickets for her and her dad, as he played college basketball and has never been to the tournament. So I’m sitting with my mom in-law hanging out. We’ll watch the game on TV.

I need to win the lottery already.