Is the smoke detector working?
Is the smoke detector working?

Letter to santa NSAC (not safe around children)

Dear santa

Your a fraud.

All this time it was my mother and father (okay, mostly my mother) who bought the gifts with their hard earned money while you sit back and take the credit.


This year I’ve been naughty, you know what, I don’t care, you judgemental pr**k.

Shove that up your chimney.


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