Is the smoke detector working?
Is the smoke detector working?

I'm fucking done with people questioning my spending habits.

Go out for lunch with colleagues from work and order some S.Pellegrino, they go apeshit because I didn't get "normal" water.

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Comment about trading the Citroen C4 for the 1999 Audi S8 "why the fuck do you even need a third car? Why are you wasting money on gas if you can get a "normal" economical car for the same price? "

Go to work wearing pocket squares, they give me shit for spending 100 bucks on "pieces of cloth"

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Get a new italian pipe, get more shit because "Why don't you just smoke a cigarette"

And last but not least "Why don't you get a cab? Uber is more expensive and all you get is a nicer car and a guy in a suit, you pussy"

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Screw them.

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