... but I’m pretty sure she is. She being ‘Sally’. And I read about her in the ‘Dating Dairies’ column in the Life section of the Toronto Star:

Sally strikes be as massively neurotic, vain, a little dumb and has some pretty big double standards. For example:

“I can afford to buy my own drinks, but when a guy doesn’t offer to pay I tend to think he was raised badly.”

Fuck you Sally.

Thing is... I’ve met women with personalities not very different from Sally.