I was reading this article that looks like it was meant to troll Jalops:
And I was thinking that based on my *knowledge* that the forestry and other industry cause far more CO2 emissions, I say we should ban the cosmetics industry... along with the fashion and cosmetics magazine industry.
I have no use for cosmetics OR fashion magazines.
Oh and ban jewelery too. Nobody *needs* jewelery. And jewelery causes all kinds of CO2 emissions via metals mining.
We should start with banning wedding rings... then earrings (which I see her wearing in her twitter picture)... then ban necklaces...
Heh heh heh