WASHINGTON- Today in the United States Senate we saw a rare act of chivalry by Senator Joe Manchin (WV-?), who noticed that Mike Pence, the presidental baby sitter, was too tired to go the Capitol building.

“Don’t worry about it, I’ll vote for you on this” said Manchin on the phone to Pence. “His voice is breaking, he’s probably tired of shouting at gay people so much” Manchin said while holding a smile after hanging up.

The senate today saw an important vote on Judge Brett Kavanaugh; a supreme court nominee and member of the 100 keg or bust club. Manchin voted to proceed with the nomination in order to save Mike Pence the perilous trip to Capitol hill. It was reported that Pence was eating oatmeal with water when the final tally, 51-49, was announced.