They didn’t put the underage dating shit in the documentary because they’re cucks. They knew that if they put in a little bit of criticism into a documentary about a dead person a lot of shitbags would comment on Amazon or whatever that the documentary is bad and it’d sell less. They didn’t do it because people are…

I will be officiating a wedding and was invited to the bachelor party, but would rather decline considering 1) I’m the officiant and 2) it seems lame as hell. The party will be a baseball game in the city and then “hitting the town”, which means walking around until we find a bar with 8 open seats or something. I need…