I’M SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW!! ARE YOU EXCITED RIGHT NOW? COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK AND IT’S GLORIOUS!!!!!!! COME OVER AND READ THIS SHIT AND GET EXCITED!!

Football season is finally upon us, the dark time (non-football season) of the year is over. College Gameday is on ESPN, and I’m fucking pumped. The problem is that my Longhorns will probably get their asses handed to them by the Fighting Irish. Touchdown Jesus sucks.

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Also, LSU vs MCNEESE STATE?!?! Poor little McNeese State in Lake Charles, Louisiana is getting paid a princely sum for the slaughter, but it ain’t right. You remember the premise of The Waterboy, and the game that they played at the end against Jerry Reed’s team? That’s the game that’s being played today. Evil.