From Deadspin about Russell Wilson who I agree is the biggest phony in the history of ever:

Look at this Rolling Stone profile for proof:

Wilson is wearing a T-shirt and shorts with a Gatorade towel draped from his waist when he grabs a cup of purple liquid and downs it in a single gulp. He locks me in his gaze and smiles.

“Isn’t Gatorade the best? Just the best.”

...what the fuck? Does he lack this much total self-awareness? Does he realize Idiocracy isn’t real life (BRAWNDO! IT’S GOT THE ELECTROLYTES PLANTS CRAVE!)?