...and will be speaking entirely in a British accent while at the bar. Yes, I'm serious.

In preparation, I am reading all Kinjaverse posts out loud, in said British accent. The hardest part of this is not getting lazy with my technique, which makes it sound Scottish or Australian. That and suppressing my natural East Texas "Twang".

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My backstory: I went to university at Cambridge and London School of Economics, grew up in the London Burroughs of Kensington, and am an oil trader/analyst for Royal Dutch Shell. I have been here for six months, thus is why my accent is so thick.

It shall be a smashing success, chaps!!!