Who are you rooting for, the Cheaters or the Selfish Assholes?

For the most part of the last two weeks, I've been rooting for a meteor to hit the stadium. However, I know I have a need to pull for someone, and I've decided it's going to be the Cheaters. The tipping point for me was the whole Marshawn Lynch bullshit on Tuesday. Look, we all have aspects of our jobs that we hate. None of us get to just blow it off and behave like a petulant, spoiled child because we don't want to do that part of the job. It's disrespectful to the fans, whose main link to the players is through the media. It's disrespectful to your teammates, because now they are going to be asked constantly about it. It's disrespectful to the rest of the players that must fulfill their obligations, and do so in a professional manner. Last of all, it's disrespectful to yourself because it makes you look like a fool. The pointless stupidity of media day DOES NOT MATTER. It's something you're required to do. Be a fucking man and do your job.

And it's not just him. All the players bitching about not being allowed to wear their own headphones because the league has a deal with another company is the same damn thing. What makes you the special little flower that doesn't have to follow the rules because you don't like them? Grow the fuck up.

Now that my 'GET OFF MY LAWN' rant is over, I'm predicting the score to be Cheaters 27, Assholes 20. It will be 7-0 in the first, 17-10 in the 2nd, 27-10 in the 3rd, and 27-20 at the end. This has nothing to do with the fact that I drew 7-0 in my football pool at work, I swear.