A “competitive eater” who currently holds the world record for eating cheesecake, when she ate 11 pounds in less than 9 minutes.

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I mean, if you’re imagining someone who weighs a billion pounds I don’t blame you but...

...oh.

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BTW for the record I consider “competitive eating” a literal waste of food but at the same time I’m legitimately in awe of this apparent 100-lb woman and her ability to beat men much, much larger. I mean no matter how you cut it it’s inspiring even if it’s “competitive eating.”