Saturday College Football ThreadPatBateman10/15/16 10:12amFiled to: College FootballFootball251EditPromoteShare to KinjaGo to permalink So, look... Last weekend was the worst football weekend of my life. EVERY SINGLE TEAM that I love lost, and EVERY SINGLE TEAM that I hate won (in a couple of instances, against my favorites teams). But let’s move on from that, as this week has some fun match ups. BEGIN. Advertisement UPSET ALERT: I’m putting this first because my upset pick plays early today. West Virginia (20) is going to get beaten by Texas Tech in another example of why the Big XII is a cluster fuck this year. The spread favors WV, but only by -2. Tech’s weird ass offensive style and criminally insane fans in Lubbock will overcome that. Sorry, Mountaineers...Baylol (11) will beat Kansas in Waco today (if there is a God, it would be great to smite the false Christians in green and yellow with a loss to Kansas. Just saying. Amen), but no one will be watching that. Instead, they’ll watch Alabama (1) march into Knoxville to take on Tennessee (9). Can the Vols do it?! Can they dethrone the de facto king of the SEC?! Probably not, but it’ll be fun to watch them try. Advertisement Does ANYONE else have a weird feeling about the Ohio State (2)-Wisconsin (8) game? The Badgers are hot this year, and they’re playing in Madison. Wouldn’t that be a neat little piece of anarchy if the Badgers and Vols BOTH won?! The AP poll would implode. Almost forgot: Colorado is playing Arizona State tonight at 7 pm CST. Not a ranked team, but they’ve been a surprise this year at 4-2. Should be a good game.Here’s today’s Top 25 schedule, in CST: One last note: if Texas falls to Iowa god damned State in Austin tonight, there WILL be riots. Not really “riots” per se, but maybe a lot of football fans in burnt orange bitching loudly. Probably more the latter. Advertisement Sponsored Who you got today? Who do you hope flounders and shits the bed (correct answer: Baylor)?! Which games will you be watching, which ones don’t you care about (again, correct answer: Baylor)?!