I’ve fallen and I refuse to get up.

(no erection jokes pls)

40 AND 43 RESPECTIVELY.

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I have Nibby syndrome. Its a hard life, but someone has to do it.

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Thank god I’m Indian, I can claim Asian at the DMV so I can go after the Chinese bastards and it won’t be weird.

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