Wife: Let’s have Thanksgiving at our house.

Me: Cool.

Wife: OMFG WE HAVE TO CLEAN EVERYTHING I’M SO STRESSED

Me: *Actually cleaning and not complaining*

Wife: Hey it’s a day before Thanksgiving why don’t we invite our friends over

Me: Shouldn’t we be cleaning?

Wife: FINE I GUESS I WON’T INVITE ANYONE OVER JESUS