It's Teats Tuesday. Straight from Zinzinnati Oktoberfest. Was a little disappointed with it. Just a street with food and beer. No dance hall, no beer gardens of note, no feats of strength or skill. Walked through Over the Rhine to the Sam Adams brewery and polished off two of everything they had on offer and then smoked some cigars. Apparently I then got 'loud.' See this VIP band? That means I can be loud. Had a good time regardless.

Pro tip: Breckenridge Oktoberfest is fun. Frankenmuth Oktoberfest is fun. [Your town here] Oktoberfest is fun, but this one is mehhh.