Sometimes separate ideas that should not be merged, do merge in my head. ABBA and chicken merged in my mind and came up with Poulet Vous.

BUT... I'm not the first person who came up with this:

http://whatthepoohdude.blogspot.ca/2012/10/poulet…

POULET-VOUS (bwok-ka!)

Take our eggs and breed us (bwok-ka!)

Oh how we can peck (bwok-ka!)

If you try to break our ne-ecks!

POULET-VOUS (bwok-ka!)

Don't want no incision (bwok-ka!)

Please don't make us stew (bwok-ka!)

La question c'est Poulet-vous

POULET-VOUS? OOOOOOOO?