I already know what my wife got for me for Christmas. She went to Best Buy today and bought some Beats By Dre PowerBeats2 earphones. But I don't want to wait until late December to use them. I WANT THEM NOW NOW NOW!!

It's been so long since I've had a really good pair of earphones. The last ones I had were destroyed under nefarious circumstances by our dearly departed dog (RIP Brutus). Speaking of dogs, Santa came early for our kids and delivered this earlier in the week:

Yup, kids have a new dog.

So what does that mean? It means that I want to listen to my music through excellent-quality ear pieces today instead of hearing great music through crappy earbuds. Patience in these situations is not one of my virtues, so I'm going to have to pressure my wife to allow me to use these sooner rather than later (read as: beg my wife to PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIMME THEM, pretty please?).

#1stworldproblems