Go out for lunch with colleagues from work and order some S.Pellegrino, they go apeshit because I didn't get "normal" water.

Comment about trading the Citroen C4 for the 1999 Audi S8 "why the fuck do you even need a third car? Why are you wasting money on gas if you can get a "normal" economical car for the same price? "

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Go to work wearing pocket squares, they give me shit for spending 100 bucks on "pieces of cloth"

Get a new italian pipe, get more shit because "Why don't you just smoke a cigarette"

And last but not least "Why don't you get a cab? Uber is more expensive and all you get is a nicer car and a guy in a suit, you pussy"

Screw them.