so this was totally me yesterday. Still being new in this office building and not knowing my way around or other workers for other companies in the building, I was moving some boxes down to storage and needed some guidance. I asked this cute blonde in a skirt with a fantastic posterior for directions, and she told me with a smile. As she was walking away I bent down to pick up the boxes and totally was looking at DAT ASS and she turned around and scowled. Saw her again and she wouldn’t say shit. Today I found out where she works - some uber Christian non-prof downstairs with the Virgin Mary hung up all over the place.

But hey don’t put that thing out there if you don’t want anyone to look. My girlfriend was dying laughing when I just told her about this.